A wannabe porn star named Doris, who's naked, tries to escape from her abusive boyfriend named Boris, who's also naked, but Doris has been raped by Boris, so she scratched Boris' face. Deadly Body Couple) On May 18, 1990, in Pasadena, CA. A teenager named Raymond, who's wanting to get into a plane, but he was late, and he refused to get into the airport terminal & security, as the plane, which came for a landing earlier, prepares to take off and Raymond gets blown away to death by hitting on the concrete. A woman named Mara Garbo (parody of Dana Plato & Dorothy Glasier) has a metal part inside of her ankles and kneecaps, and decides to sit on the edge of a plateau by the Colorado river, when suddenly, she sit too close and accidentally fall off of the plateau, rolling downwards on it, causing some damage on her legs and feet and the rest of her body and her head smashed onto the ground, causing for her to die from accidental injuries. Metal Plateau Damage) On May 8, 2004, by the Colorado River. A wannabe sailboat captain named Duke Leopold (parody of Danny LaPlante) stole a sailboat and escapes from the sea port, sail away somewhere at the Pacific Ocean, when suddenly, another sailboat from the Asia, sailed by a real captain named Eugene Edwards, fire cannonballs onto a stolen sailboat, destroying it and killing Duke Leopold instantly. Fail-Boat Accident) On April 14, 2002, somewhere in the Pacific Ocean.
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A semi-truck driver named Hank Ellis, who was traveling eastbound when it crossed the median and collided head-on with a car, whose driver named Michael (parody of Matthew Heikkila), was killed by a semi-truck. A head-on collision accident occurred on one of the interstates. Colli-Dead by a Semi-Truck) On September 17, 1997, in Walla Walla, WA. One fateful day, Ness tried to make a voodoo doll, but Ross, dressed as a voodoo uses some big needles to impale Ness in his neck, his thighs, his arm, and his chest, and Ross throws Ness face down, causing big needles to impale through his body, causing Ness to die from blood loss.
Sick-O-Somatic) On May 21, 1984, in Haiti, two men, Ross & Ness, have arguments, until Ross pushed Ness onto the ground. Unable to wake up because of a narcolepsy and temperatures around 110 degrees Fahrenheit, he has sunburned on his whole body, including Brian's face, causing for him to die of hyperthermia cancer. A lifeguard named Brian Sheldon, who works at abandoned swimming pool, but one hot day, he forgot a suntan lotion and has narcolepsy after suffering from insomnia several nights earlier. Sleep Until Baked) On August 1, 2012, in Lawton, OK.
WARNING: The real deaths portrayed in this show are based on true events (with other shows and movies) and are extremely graphic.